Trifextra! A wonderful 33-word challenge. I love these.
Melvin wuvs you. |
“While you sleep, your father hunts monsters. He beheads
them and guts them, then he sells their hides to companies that make teddy
bears. That’s right, even Melvin is part monster. Sleep tight!”
This is quite terrifying! Thank goodness my seven-year-old didn't read this, or he'd be in my bed (sans teddy bear) tonight :)
ReplyDeleteHee hee! I always like the slightly cracked stories when I was a kid, but I would have been giggling instead of sleeping. :-) Thanks for reading!
DeleteYikes! No sleep for this kiddo tonight!
ReplyDeleteWell done! Delightfully creepy.
Thanks you!
DeleteWhat the heck! Hahaha. This one has to come with a "Parental Advisory" sticker. :)
ReplyDeleteHa! Nah, there's way more twisted stuff in the Grimm Brothers' tales. ;-) Thanks so much for reading and commenting!
ReplyDeleteSo every Teddy is a gift from Daddy, right?
ReplyDeleteScary, but cute!
Scary but cute--just like little kids. ;-)
DeleteHa! Love it! I'm pretty sure my 3-year-old son would enjoy this one (he once told me that not only did he find Nemo, he also cooked and ate him!)... :)
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. I love it! Thank so much, Suzanne!
Delete"Frying Nemo"
DeleteLOL
I think you'd fit right in with the scary fairy tales of old.
ReplyDeleteThank you for linking up!
Thanks for another great prompt!
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